User talk:JohnScottMVP

To Fanofpucks:

I request arbitration regarding the nature of my block "Instering gibberish into pages". Was it because I inserted the slang term "Apple" for an assist ? Put Grocery Stick in the same section you had 'Grinder ', 'Gordie Howe Hat Trick ', ​and 'GAA'? My Bucket page has more information on a helmet than your helmet page. What I had intended to do was collate and update the "Hockey Terminology" section. This section was misrepresented to me, as there are equal parts slang and terms included. Owing to the lack of "hockey lingo", I merely intended to fill in the blanks - as "hockey lingo" is a language in and of itself unique to the sport. One who does not understand "beauty one-time laser, top cheddar" will likely be confused at all the often-silly terms that abound the sport. The etymology of "Barn Burner", "Coast to Coast", "Deke ", references to "cheese" and "baskets, and "Hoser " (Made so popular across North America by the SCTV McKenzie brothers, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, that it put Canada back on the map), came directly from the sport of hockey, yet they are indeed bizzarre to someone unfamiliar with the game. For the sake of "Dusters" everywhere who can't follow along in a conversation, perhaps because they just got into hockey or maybe they've never heard of "Chirping", I wanted my pages to be informational yet done with a light-hearted slant so as not to offend. Although you must admit, that is exactly how Don Cherry describes a play.

It should also be said on my part that this is not a spoof or troll account. Please link me to the relevant area where I may contribute some knowledge to the site.

Thank you

JohnScottMVP (talk) 02:25, February 13, 2016 (UTC)